It’s February, the month of the year that is filed with love, hearts, romance, and crippling loneliness. In the spirit of the season, we at ChargeOver have decided to let you in on a little secret. Ready? Here it is:

Using ChargeOver makes you more attractive.

Now, you might be wondering how this could be possible. Well, we’re releasing our own underwear line of course! YOU can now own your very own pair of ChargeOver underwear. Your dog might even look good in them too.

Okay, fine. You got me. That was a joke. But it IS true that using ChargeOver can increase the traits that make you attractive, and here’s how.

Reducing Your Stress Levels

Unfortunately, stress can influence how attracted people are to you. Breaking out in a cold sweat and having a breakdown in the bathroom everyday? I do that too sometimes, but we can still acknowledge that maybe it, well, doesn’t exactly hold a lot of appeal.

In fact, a study published in the journal Biology Letters in 2013 showed that women with high cortisol levels (cortisol is a hormone in the adrenal gland that is released during the body’s stress response) are generally perceived as less attractive. A similar study in 2011 found that women also tended to be attracted more to the appearance of men with low cortisol levels.

So, how does ChargeOver reduce your stress levels? Well, it takes almost the entire billing process off of your plate. Need to send out subscription invoices? ChargeOver does that. Need to send out one time invoices? ChargeOver does that. Need to chase declined payments and remind customers to update their payment method? Yep, ChargeOver does that too!

With ChargeOver, you don’t have to stress about billing your customers at all, ensuring that your cortisol levels stay low, and that you stay irresistible.

Keeping You Consistent

Consistency is a trait that pretty much universally increases your attractiveness, especially in the long term. When looking for a potential significant other, you want someone you can trust to always be there for you. Someone reliable. Someone committed. You don’t want to build a relationship with someone and have them suddenly walk out, or be constantly letting you down.

Here’s the thing: this doesn’t only apply to romantic relationships. It applies to the relationship between you and your customers as well. Your customers want you to be reliable in providing the service you pay them for. They want you to be committed to them and always willing to listen to them and offer help when they need it.

If you own a subscription based service, your billing habits go a long way in establishing to customers how trustworthy, reliable, dependable, and consistent you are. If you are inconsistent about when you send out invoices, if you aren’t timely about notifying customers that a payment has failed, or if you (yikes!) make a mistake on how much you bill a customer, or don’t keep track of their payments to you, all of this puts a huge dent in your relationship with your customers.

To break it down:

Messing up when billing a customer = So totally not attractive (like ew!)

Billing a customer consistently, at the same time and correct amount each billing cycle, and managing their payments (both declined and successful) efficiently = You just might be one of the most beautiful people alive.

Now, the fact is, ChargeOver makes you consistent (and by extension, oh so attractive ) with your billing. With ChargeOver, your subscription invoices will always send out on the defined schedule and day that you specified when you first set the subscription up.

With ChargeOver’s dunning & reminders feature, if a customer’s payment declines, ChargeOver will automatically send them an email to let them know, and, if you so choose, also retry the payment every few days.

When a customer’s payment is successful, it will automatically be applied to their open invoice(s), so you don’t have to wrestle with spreadsheets to figure out if they’re up to date on their payments, and there’s no risk of losing record of a payment a customer really did make.

You also don’t have to worry about keeping track of all of all of the plans a customer is subscribed to, and how much you need to charge the customer each month, because ChargeOver will automatically charge the correct amount for the correct services based on the products you added when you set up the subscription.

In the end, ChargeOver makes your billing super consistent, and makes you appear super reliable, competent, and trustworthy to your customers. And that, my friend, makes you so ridiculously attractive.

Increasing Your Availability

When looking for a potential significant other, most people’s goal is to find someone who is, well, actually single. You also don’t want to be in a relationship with someone who’s never present, who never pays attention to you, and who invests all of their time in something other than your relationship, leaving you to feel abandoned and unappreciated.

On the other hand, someone who is attentive and actively involved in building your relationship is much more appealing.

Well, wouldn’t you know it, this same dynamic is true between you and your customers.

Especially when you’re business is small or just starting out, if you’re dedicating a huge amount of your time and resources to chasing payments, pouring over spreadsheets, and mailing out invoices, your company probably isn’t as responsive to the needs and wants of your customers as it could be.

If you want your business to gain a good reputation, you’re going to want to build an intimate relationship with your customers. You want to take the time to understand their desires, talk through any problems in the relationship, and make sure they know that you value them.

With ChargeOver taking over your billing, you can devote more of your own time, and more employees, to areas of your business that will forge good customer relationships, like customer service and developing new products and features that you know your customers are looking for.

This will make your customers feel appreciated, and feel like you’re available for them and interested in your relationship with them, and that will keep them attracted to you.

Feeling gorgeous yet?

So there you have it. You never have to read a Cosmopolitan to get tips on how to be attractive again, because now you know that all you have to do is bill using ChargeOver to become the most alluring, beautiful, breathtakingly gorgeous human being on this earth.

And now, in celebration of how beautiful ChargeOver has made you, I leave you with this.